One day, a blonde walks into a barber shop and asks for her hair to be cut. The barber says "Sure i'll cut it for you. But you cant have those earphones on." So the blonde tells the barber that she can not take them off and leaves.
Then, a few days later, the blonde walks into the same barber shop and asks for her hair to be cut. The barber tells her the same thing that he told her last time, so she storms out of the shop once again.
Then, for a last and final time, the blonde walks into the barber shop and asks for her hair to be cut. The barber, furious at this point, snatches her earphones off and goes into the back, to get his scisors. When he comes back, the blonde is dead on the floor. The barber is wondering what happened to her, so he decides to see what she was listening to. And when he picks up the ear phones, he hears "breathe in, breath out, breath in, breath out"