A blonde gets a new sports car and decides to take it for a drive. She is driving along and over takes a truck. The truck signals the blonde to pull over. She asks him what's wrong and he gets a piece of chalk out of his pocket and draws a circle on the ground. He then tells her to stand in it and not move. After she does, he gets a knife out of his pocket and slashes the tyres. He turns to the blonde and shes really laughing. He then says, "if you think that's funny watch this." He pulls a baseball bat out of his truck and smashed up the brand new car. At this point the blonde is on the floor laughing her head off. Frustrated he asks her what she's laughing at. She replies "I just stepped out of the circle four times without you noticing!"
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers.They searched them and took the guy's wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn't find any jewelry from the girl. When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter; "Did they take your new diamond ring as well dear?" "No Papa," replied the girl with a grin, "I managed to hide it when they were searching ... Full text
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