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Joke #253 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A blonde girl walks in a curtain shop and asked for a pink curtain in the size of her computer screen. The assistant answered, "But madame computers don't have curtains....
"Helllloooooo....I've got WINDOWS!"

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Joke #506 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [-1]

after 10 children a wife has a small operation on her vaginia to tighten it and have some removed.after the op she wakes up to find 3 red roses on her bed.she says to nurse what are they for she says the first is from the doctor the op was a complete sucsess.the second is from your husband he cant wait to get you home for a great active sex life the same as when you were teenagers.and the wife says what about the 3rd rose oh thats from mr jones in the burns unit saying thanks for his new EARS Full text

Joke #507 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Abu Abed (AA) and Abu Steif (AS) were sitting in a coffee house....
AA: why do you have this look upon your face AS?

AS: my wife is sick and I don't know what should I do to her...
AA: tell me...

AS: i took her to the doctor today and he said that she might have a memory lack (very forgetful) or she could have AIDs... please help me AA how could I possibly know of which ilness is she suffering? and what should I do?

AA: It's so simple ... take her ... Full text

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