2 gay guys were holding hands while walking in park. The one gay noticed dog laying on the ground licking himself and said, "I wish I could do that". And the other gay said to him, "don't you think you should pet him first"? Full text

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you ... Full text