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Joke #257   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A. What do you call a skeleton in a closet?
Q. The Miss Blonde Hide and Seek Championship winner of 1980!



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Joke #514   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Q: - What's your name Please?
A: - Abdulaziz Abdullah Mohammed.
Q: - Nationality?
A: - Saudi
Q: - Sex?
A: - 4 - 5 times a day.
Q: - No, I mean, Male or Female?
A: - Doesn't matter. Sometimes even a camel Full text


Joke #515   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

2 thieves are starving to death so they go to a farm in the middle of the night to steal some fruit. Suddenly a farmer approaches them and tells one of the to pull down his pants and start makin' a huge pile o' shit!...and then just as the other thief begins to laugh at his partner squating a huge turd, the farmer looks at him and shouts..."What the Hell are you laughin' at. You're the one who's gonna eat it!" Full text



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