A. What do you call a skeleton in a closet?Q. The Miss Blonde Hide and Seek Championship winner of 1980!
Q: - What's your name Please?A: - Abdulaziz Abdullah Mohammed.Q: - Nationality?A: - SaudiQ: - Sex?A: - 4 - 5 times a day.Q: - No, I mean, Male or Female?A: - Doesn't matter. Sometimes even a camel Full text
2 thieves are starving to death so they go to a farm in the middle of the night to steal some fruit. Suddenly a farmer approaches them and tells one of the to pull down his pants and start makin' a huge pile o' shit!...and then just as the other thief begins to laugh at his partner squating a huge turd, the farmer looks at him and shouts..."What the Hell are you laughin' at. You're the one who's gonna eat it!" Full text