Why did the blonde have bruises in and around her belly button?Because she had a blonde boyfriend.
A woman out golfing was stung by a bee. Because the pain was so great she went back to the main building. A man who helped golfers with their postures came up to her and asked what happened. After telling she was stung by a bee he asked where did this happen? She replied between the first and second hole. He nodded and said your legs are too far apart when you golf. Full text
if a long condom go's on a long prick and a short condom go's on a short prick what go's on a thick prick=A a ford jacket Full text