cute little 5 year old daisy sees a group of burly workmen turn up next door to build a house. she takes an interest and starts to talk to them.The builders with hearts of gold adopt her as site mascot.After a week they present her with a pink hard hat n gloves and even a wage packet with ?5. Goodness says mummy smiling are you working there next week? Daisy replies; I think so mummy,provided those cunts at jewsons deliver the fuckin bricks!!! Full text

There was this girl about 13 years old. She loved cookies. Her parents were going away on a trip.
"Don't let anyone in while we're gone!" the parents said.
"Okay!" the girl said.
When they left, she heard the doorbell. She answered it. "Who is it?" she asked. It was a man. "I can't let you in!" she said.
"I'll give you 10 cookies!" he said.
"Okay!" she said.
She let him in. He said, "Can you show me to your room?" and she said, "No!". The man bribed, "I'll ... Full text