there were 3 men. A mexican, A black, and a chinese. and they were all chosen 2 work as laborers on a farm. the farmer was showing them aroung the farm when the farmers daughter came out 2 ask her father a question. the farmers daughter was beautiful. after the girl left the farmer noticed all three men ogling his daughter.
"she a beaty aint she." the farmer began
all three men agreed n unison
"well imma tell u this once and only once" he began again. i dont want any of u ... Full text

A father brings along his little daughter to the barber while he gets his haircut. The little girl is watching the barber work while she eats her Hostess snack cake. Over time she gets closer and closer to the barber's chair where the barber is giving her dad a trim. The barber says to the girl "You're going to get hair on your twinkie." To which the girl replies, "Yeah, and I'm gonna get tits, too." Full text