American, Russian and Burmese met and chatted in the bar once.
The American Started '' In our Country, the technology is so advancing, that our missiles can hit anywhere on the the earth to exactly right spot. ''
On hearing that the Russian retorted '' it is impossible, becasue there are many interferences like the earth orbit and wind direction. so, the missile can't hit the right spot.''
The American Replyed '' Well, in that case, no more than two inches will it deviate. ... Full text

mr cadbury met mrs rowntree in a room on quality street, it was after eight. he turned out the light for a bit of black magic! and slipped his hand in her snickers and showed her his curly wurly. not keen to have any jelly babies she let him take a trip up bourneville boulevard. she screamed with turkish delight! as he took out his fun sized mars bar it felt a bit crunchie and she wanted some time out but he did a twirl and had a picnic in her pink wafers. Full text