An old man walks into the dentist office and has a very bad tooth ache, the dentist calls him back into the room and checks out the tooth. The dentist tells him I'll have to pull it out, it's too gone to fix. The dentist gets the novacane and the patient tells him I can't take that I am allergic to it...so the dentist pulls out the laughing gas...the patient says I can't take that either, I am allergic to it! So the dentist getting mad now leaves the room....he comes back and hands the guy ... Full text

out for a sunday drive ,, this little boy sees two dogs fucken,, hey daddy what are they doing ,, "his father tells him ohh they are making puppies...... later that night . he walks in on his parents havin sex... Daddy what are u doing to mommy... its okay son, we are making a baby..... he replies... roll her over daddy ,,,,I want puppies...... Full text