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Joke #268   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde walks into a department store and asks the clerk if she can buy a TV as she points toward the one she wants. The clerk replies that they don't sell those TVs to blondes. Fumed, the blonde stomps out of the store and dies her hair red. She goes back to the store and asks the clerk again and again is told the same thing. The blonde leaves again and dies her hair brown. Again the store clerk tells her that they don't sell those TVs to blondes. Hysterically, the blonde asks the clerk how he could tell that she is a blonde even with the hair color change. The clerk replies," Ma'm, that's a microwave."



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Joke #536   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Little Johnny was on his paper route one day and his was collecting the money. He walked up to this retired strippers house to collect from her and she said I don't have any money right now would you take sex. Little Johnny says yeah and they go in the house. The women lays down on the bed and Little Johnny pulls out the biggest dick she has ever seen. Then Johhny starts putting these big washers on his dick and the stripper says don't worry honey i can take it all and Little Johnny says ... Full text


Joke #537   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, ... Full text



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