roses are red, violets are corney, when i think of you ooooh baby i get horney, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuck me very slowly. if you kiss me dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty. holy mother full of grace, bless my boyfriends gorgeous face, bless his hair that tends to curl, keep him safe from all the girls, bless his arms that are so strong, keep his hands where they belong, bless his dick........the one i sucked, bless the bed in which we fucked, and if ... Full text

alright theres a married couple and one day the wife aask her husband to change a light bulb he said i ain't no electrian. later that day she ask him to fix a squeaky door and he said i ain't no carpenter. that evening she was trying to go the store but the car needed oil so she asked her husband to put some oil in the car and he said i ain't no mechanic and went to work. after he left a man came by and asked her what was the matter after she tolded him he said well i can fix all of that but ... Full text