A woman and a pro body builder met at a bar one night and hit it off well.They decided to go back to a hotel room for some all night fun.They get to the hotel room and the guy immediately starts to undress.First he takes off his shirt and says(refering to his arms) "see those baby thats 1000 pounds of dynamite".The woman starts to get more anxious.Then he continues to take off his pants and says( refering to his thighs) "see those baby thats 1000 pounds of dynamite".The woman is aching for ... Full text

Theres this rich old lady who has never been satisfied by a man and she decided that she'll give 1 million dollars to a man who can fully comfort her. so all these huge guys start to fuck her one by one for the money and they all got kicked out by her all saying " whoa.... toooo big". Then some small guy hears about this and decides to have a go, and the other guys who got kicked out thought the little guy would get kicked out in a matter of seconds but bout an hour later he came out with ... Full text