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Joke #272   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh .. 22!".
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?".
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!".
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!".
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!", replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' ".



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Joke #544   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

This horse on a farm goes up to the cow and goes, "I have a bigger dick than u" then he beats him up. The horse then goes up to a sheep and goes "I have a bigger dick than u" and beats him up too. He then goes up to the female cat and says "I have a bigger dick than u" and the cat replies "I don't have a dick" then she beats up the horse. The moral of the story is, no matter how big the dick, the pussy can always take it. Full text


Joke #545   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the ... Full text



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