tramp enters a jewellers and begins to casually finger his hole, the jeweller is astounded and disgusted, he walks over to the tramp and politely asks him to leave the premises! the tramp simply walks out the door and points at a sign in the jewellers window " come in and pick your ring in comfort" Full text

This guy walks into a bar and uses the washroom so hes pissin another guy walks in starts pissin, 1st guy looks at other guy and sees he has 2 dicks 1st guy being curious asks 2nd guy why he has 2 dicks 2nd guy says ones for pissin ones for fucking, 1st guy asks where can i get one of those so 2nd guy tells him this doctor ill tell you and its cheap. So next day 1st guys at the doctors, doctor walks in and says so you want one of these, Doctor has 3 dicks 1st guy says why do you have 3 ... Full text