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Joke #275 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [2]

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are talking about their daughters. The redhead says, ??? I was going through my daughters drawers, and I found a bottle of beer. I can't believe my daughter drinks.???
Then the brunette says, ??? well I was cleaning my daughters room, and I found a pack of cigarettes. I can't believe my daughter smokes.???
Then the blonde says, ??? I was making my daughters bed, and I found a condom. I can't believe my daughter has a penis.

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Joke #550 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [2]

A Lebanese Guy from Beirut named "Abou el abed" died with his dick standing up. His relatives put him in a coffin but they couldn't close it up because each time they try to close it, the "standing dick" forbid them to do so. Suddenly, they got an idea: they pulled his dick, twisted it and put it into "Abou el abd"'s ass. Abou el abed seemed to be suffering: his color changed to red...
Abou el abd's wife looked up at Abou el abd's best friend and said: "Did you see "Abou Nasif"! I told ... Full text

Joke #551 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [6]

lil john was given 20 dollars by his dad to go lose his virginity to a hooker,
on the way there he stopped by his grandma's house for cookies,
Grandma asked: where ae you heading to lil john, he replied: dad gave me money to go lose my virginity to a hooker. Grandma said: oh, well, just give me the 20 dollars and I'll fuck you.
Lil john went home, dad asked: how did it go with the hooker
lil john replied: I never got to her, grandma fucked me instead.
Dad said: YOU FUCKED ... Full text

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