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Joke #278   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde, who's tired and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention; and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "it's your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs but comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references--no answer. He taps into the airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress--no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde says "Thank you" and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.



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Joke #556   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

When Tom's wife came home Sunday afternoon to find the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the
washer, and Tom on the couch having done nothing but drink
beer and watch football all day, she yelled, "Watch yourself,
mister, or you're going to make me do something I don't want
to do!"
"Wow," Tom thought, "I can't believe I'm going to get a blowjob
out of this..." Full text


Joke #557   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Those jelly babies aye
i bought some the other day, put my hand in my pocket to grab a black one and the fuck stole my watch Full text



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