A man picks his son up from his first day of kindergarten and to his amazement his son tells him he has learned two new words on his first day. His father says, "I am so proud of you, what are they?"
The boy replies, "Vagina and Bitch", with a look of utter confusion. The father is in complete shock and scolds the child for his vulgarity. The boy is in tears and asks his father to please explain the words and why they are so terrible. The father agrees to explain the words if the son ... Full text

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