a 21 year old virgin goes to the pub for a few swift ones with his m8s, hes chattin away when a stunning las walks up to him, they start chatting away and decide to arange a date the next day. he runs home to his mum and says mum mum ive got a date tomorrow, were going to the pictures to watch a film and then back to hers for a coffee. his mum replies "whatever you do dont put your hands downstairs as they have teeth and it will bite your hands off". the next day he picks her up and they go ... Full text

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the ... Full text