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Joke #283   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hid it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answered, "That's easy! We'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman said, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashed the picture at the second blonde and said, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggled, flipped her hair and said, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily replied, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing, because this is a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he showed the picture to the third blonde and said, in a very testy voice, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?" He quickly added, "And think hard before answering, so you don't say something completely idiotic."
The blonde looked at the picture intently for a moment and said, "Hmmmm...The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman was stunned speechless, because he honestly didn't know whether the suspect wore contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file, and I'll get back to you on that." He left the room and went to his office, checked the suspect's file in his computer, and came back beaming. "Wow!" he said, "I can't believe it...It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! But how were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses, because he only has one eye and one ear."



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Joke #566   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

ok three guys die and are trying to get into heaven. got says to the first guy an overweight male "my son to enter heaven you must overcome your addiction to food, to do this you must be locked in a room for 10 years with all the good food". he says to the second guy a nympho that he must be locked in a room with all the sexiest girls untill he no longer enjoys sex. the third guy a pothead must smoke the best weed for 10 long years untill he no longer wants ne. so 10 years go by and god ... Full text


Joke #567   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Three guys were at a bar talking about the night before.
First guy says "last night I had my woman sounding like a bear, she was growling like, arrgghhhh!"
The second guy says "oh yeah? Last night I had my woman sounding like a wolf, she was moaning like, aaooowwww!"
The third guy says "That's nothing, last night I had my woman sounding like a dolphin."
"A dolphin?" the first two asked. They were puzzled.
"Yeah" he says "I had her in doggystyle position, and right when ... Full text



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