One day a gay man walks into a mexican restaurant and orders a plate of jalepenos. When he gets them he starts eating them whole and really fast. The waiter comes by and asks"Why are you eating all of those jalepenos?" the gay guy replies"I had a party 4 days ago, i havent been able to shit right since" Full text

A man was found guilty of having sex with a dolphin.
His wife was so disgusted and embarrassed that she decided to divorce him.
He said, ' I don't care,there's plenty more fish in the sea.' Full text