THERE IS AN AMISH LADY DRIVING HER BUGGY WHEN A COP STOPS HER AND TELLS HET THAT HER HEADLIGHT IS OUT, AND BEFORE HE LETS HER GO, HE ALSO ADDS THAT ONE OF HER REINS IS WRAPPED AROUND THE HORSES NUT. WELL WHEN SHE GETS HOME SHE TELLS HER HUSBENT THAT THE COP STOPPED HER. "WHAT HE SAY" THE HUSBEND ASKS... " WELL HE SAID THAT ONE OF THE HEADLIGHTS IS OUT"... AND AS THE HUSBEND WAS JUST WALKING OUT OF THE DOOR TO HAVE A LOOK AT THE HEADLIGHT, SHE ADDED " AND THE COP ALSO SAID THAT THERE IS ... Full text

THERE WAS A GUY PLAYING CARDS WITH HIS FRIENDS AND HIS FRIENDS HOUSE WHEN HE DROPS HIS CARD UNDER THE TABLE AND BEDS TO PICK IT UP LOOKING UP HE SEE'S HIS FRIENDS WIFES PUSSY AND IS SHOCKED OF SUCH A THING A JUMPS UP GASPING EXCUSES EVERYONE AND RUNS INTO THE KITCHEN FOR A BEER. SOON HIS FRIENDS WIFE WALKS IN BEHIND HIM AND ASKS IF HE "LIKE WHAT HE SEEN" THE GUY TOLD HER "YES" AND SHE SAID IF HE WANTED MORE THEN TO BRING 500 DOLLARS TOMORROW AND HE WOULD GET MORE. THE GUY THOUGHT ABOUT HIS ... Full text