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Joke #289   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

There was a blond a brunette, and a red head that were being chased by a terrorist. And there were 3 potato bags on the floor, so each one of them went into a different potato bag. The terrorist kicked the bag which the red head was in and she said Meow. And the terrorist is like...oh just a cat...then he kicks the bag with the brunette...she goes roof roof...and the terrorist says...it's just a stupid dog. Then the terrorist kicks the bag which the blonde is in and she goes...POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Joke #578   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Recently, they've been conducting a test to see if it's true that dogs take after their owners. They take 3 dogs from 3 different people with completely different lifestyles. The first dog comes from a doctor. They put the dog in the room with a pile of loose bones. The dog makes a skeleton out of the bones, "oh his owner must be a doctor!" the people say. The second dog comes from an architect. They put the dog in the room with the pile of loose bones and it builds a structure out of ... Full text


Joke #579   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [3]

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