what does paris hilton and a sunken battleship have in common?
they are both a waste of semen. Full text

There was a lady who was unhappy with her boobs, she wanted bigger ones. She went to Dr. Smith and he told her, "After you wake up in the morning, rub your boobs and say Scoobie Doobie Doobies, I Want Bigger Boobies!" And you'll have bigger boobs in no time. The woman does this for about a month, and she is so impressed, she has lovely D cups now! One day, on her way to work on the bus, she realizes she has forgotton her morning ritual, worried that she might lose her lovely D's, she stands ... Full text