A young cowboy has been sitting in this bar for an hour or so staring at a beautiful woman when he finally gets up enough nerve to approach her. He sits down beside her and blurts out, "M'aam, I think you're beautiful and I'd really like to take you home with me tonight." Instead of getting mad she says, "Fine, I'll go home with you but only on one condition. You must first out rhyme me." She then tells him, "I sent my pussy out to sea. Can you bring it back to me?" Well, he sits there a ... Full text

A mother and father took their son to a nudist beach. Once they got there, their son goes out to the water to play. A few minutes later he comes back and tells his mom that he saw a woman with much bigger boobs then her. The mom replies "The bigger they are the dumber they are" and the kid gose back out to play. He comes back and says "i saw a man with a bigger dong then daddy's," the mom replies "The bigger they are the dumber they are". So the kid gose out to play again. This time ... Full text