Why did the cannibal have indigestion after eating the priest?
'Cause it's hard to keep a good man down. Full text

(( let me the first to say this i didn't write this joke, i read it somewhere and i though u all would love it))
one on bright sunshiney day, mr lion and miss zebra where fucking on top of a hill.They were totally going at it full tilt i mean mr lion had miss zebra from behind and was fucking her brains out when mr lion noticed miss lion coming up the side of the hill trying to catch him redhanded.Thinking quickly, mr.lion leans forward and whispers in her ear "quick act like i am ... Full text