What do you get when you stick an M-80, twelve sticks of dynamite, and a nuclear warhead up a cow's butt?
A big mess! Full text

Back in the 1800's a farmer and his daughter head into the market to sell that years crop so they can survive the winter. So they go to town and sell everything, they had plenty of money to make it all winter. On the way back, the father notices a pack of bandits behind them. He breaks down because he knows that they are going to take all of the money, so the daughter say QUICK DAD GIVE ME THE MONEY! moments later the bandits leave and take everything. The father begins to cry and the ... Full text