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Joke #299 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

How is a blonde like a bottle of beer?
They're both empty from the neck up.

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Joke #598 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

So a blonde and a brunette walk into a bar. As they are sitting down, the brunette notices a guy checkin out the blonde. So the brunette decides to go and talk to this guy. She walks up to him and says,
"hey, i see you've been checkin out my friend. You know, the blonde sitting over there. She's pretty isn't she?"
the guy responds,
"oh man, she's just gorgeous, absolutely beautiful."
brunette: "well, for $50 i can arrange for you to smell her pussy."
guy: "well yea, of ... Full text

Joke #599 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant Full text

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