True story
My friends girlfriend and him had been dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. His parents helped them in every way, so did me and my friends, and his girlfriend? She was hot! There was only one thing bothering him, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. His sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near him and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It ... Full text

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.''
Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU.
There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is ... Full text