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Joke #303 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

When does a blonde have two brain cells?
When's she's pregnent!

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Joke #606 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A guy turns to his girlfriend and sais,"Damn, you've got a big pussy....Damn you've got a big pussy."
The girl looks at him and sais,"OK,but why did you say it twice?"
The guy replies with,"I didnt,THAT was the echo." Full text

Joke #607 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Mental Institution
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like hes driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"
Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlies room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks,
"Well, Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago." "Great," replies the nurse. ... Full text

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