A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.The brunette says, "My baby's going to be a boy." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The brunette says, "Because when we did it, my husband was on top."The red head then says, "My baby's going to be a girl." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The red head says, "Because when we did it, I was on top."The blonde starts crying hysterically. When her friends finally calm her down, they ask her why she was crying. The blonde says, "My baby's going to be a puppy."
Two men walk into a bar. They step up to the bar and turn around to check out the scenery. The first man says, "Man, I could easily have sex with any woman in this bar." The second mans ask, "Oh really, dude? Well, why do you say that?"The first man replies, "Because I'm a rapist." Full text
Why is the chicken the dirtiest animal?.. Because it eats with its pecker :) Full text