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Joke #306   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.
The brunette says, "My baby's going to be a boy." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The brunette says, "Because when we did it, my husband was on top."
The red head then says, "My baby's going to be a girl." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The red head says, "Because when we did it, I was on top."
The blonde starts crying hysterically. When her friends finally calm her down, they ask her why she was crying. The blonde says, "My baby's going to be a puppy."



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Joke #612   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Two men walk into a bar. They step up to the bar and turn around to check out the scenery.
The first man says, "Man, I could easily have sex with any woman in this bar."
The second mans ask, "Oh really, dude? Well, why do you say that?"
The first man replies, "Because I'm a rapist." Full text


Joke #613   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Why is the chicken the dirtiest animal?.. Because it eats with its pecker :) Full text



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