So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her
up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape
with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets
everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches
the video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he
leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was
over... ... Full text

To whom this may concern:
I have a serious issue. Do you mind me asking you for a favor? Here's my dilemma. I've been wanting this for a long time. I've been craving it for soooo long! I mean the memories of it going in hard and coming out soft; it's driving me insane! My tongue wrapped around it, licking up the juices. My mouth waters due to the strong urges. I can't help moan to each bite, for the flavor is too great! I need it can't you see? So can you please help me? Well now that ... Full text