One day this woman asked her husband when he was going to take her coon huntin, well he told she didn't need to go but she kept on insisting so he said she could go only if she dressed up like a man. She said ok no problem. Well that night she got ready and tucked her up under hat and she looked like a man. Well they turn the dogs loose and they get treed on down through a holler. All the guys get started and they head through the woods well they come to a barbed wire fence and start to ... Full text

A Frenchman was on trial for rape, standing in court, the judge says tell me
what happened. The frenchman says well, she took offa her shirt, I took offa
my shirt. She took offa her pants, I took offa my pants.
The judge says, well that sounds like consent.
The frenchman says,Consent! Your honor, I got cunt scent on my mustache,
Cunt scent ona my fingas..... Full text