Little Martin is four years old.
One day while he was pestering his mother, she said " Why dont you go across the street and watch the builders work, maybe you will learn some thing."
Martin was gone for abot two hours. When he came home his Mother asked him what he learned. martin replied.....
"Well first you put the fucking door up. Then the son of a bitch dosnt fit
so you have to take the cock sucker down, then you have to shave a cunt hair off ... Full text

three generations of prostitutes are discussing current financial conditions of their industry. the youngest one says "I can't believe I only get $20 for a blow job."
her mama says "girl, when I was your age I could barely get $5 for a blow job."
Grandma says, "when I was your age, we would give blow jobs for free just to have something warm in our stomach." Full text