A judge has to convict two drug addicts but it is late on a friday and he can't be bothered. So he says to them 'listen guys i can't be arsed so if you come back on monday having got some other people off drugs ill let you off.' The two drug addicts nod and leave.
On monday the judge asks the first guy 'how many people did you get off drugs' and the guy says '4 sir' the judge asks him how and the guy replies 'i drew 2circles, one was massive and the other was small, i pointed at the big ... Full text

Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla,
'How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." She
responds, "Buckwheat is dumb."
"Now spell 'stupid'." Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." Darla
says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell
dictate." Buckwheat stands up and says, ... Full text