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Joke #313   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?



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Joke #626   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

FUCK OFF
Fuck every thing you've ever said
Fuck every thing you've put in my head
Fuck the trip that you've been on
Fuck every place that your ass has gone
Fuck all the different ways you lie
Fuck all your lame excuses why
Fuck every one who cares for you
Fuck every Fucking Punk you do !!!
Fuck his car....Fuck his truck
Fuck that punk he probily sucks
I've put my love up on a shelf
So you can just go FUCK YOUR SELF ... Full text


Joke #627   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [1]

One night a man got drunk and walked home from the bar and passed out in bed right next to his wife and went into a dream he had a dream that he went to heaven and he was at the gates into heaven and she saw a line with saint peter there and walked up and said am i in heaven saint peter replied yes your in heaven the drunk man replied how did i die saint peter said umm hold on wait a little while and i can pull up your records with that the drunk said ok saint peter pointed to a chair and he ... Full text



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