What does a blonde owl say?What, what?
FUCK OFFFuck every thing you've ever saidFuck every thing you've put in my headFuck the trip that you've been onFuck every place that your ass has goneFuck all the different ways you lieFuck all your lame excuses whyFuck every one who cares for youFuck every Fucking Punk you do !!! Fuck his car....Fuck his truckFuck that punk he probily sucksI've put my love up on a shelfSo you can just go FUCK YOUR SELF ... Full text
One night a man got drunk and walked home from the bar and passed out in bed right next to his wife and went into a dream he had a dream that he went to heaven and he was at the gates into heaven and she saw a line with saint peter there and walked up and said am i in heaven saint peter replied yes your in heaven the drunk man replied how did i die saint peter said umm hold on wait a little while and i can pull up your records with that the drunk said ok saint peter pointed to a chair and he ... Full text