One day there was a brunette on the side of the road jumping up and down saying "88! 88!"So later that day, a blonde pulls over by the brunette and decides that it looks like fun, so they both start jumping and saying 88!After a while, the brunette explains to the blonde that it's even more fun to jump in the middle of the road and yell out 88 so she does and gets hit by a car. The brunette then starts to say "89! 89!"
a man runs into the doctors office he says "doctro i just been fucked by an elephant" the doc says "show me" he pulls his pants down and his asshole is huge.the doc goes"man even if he fucked you ur asshole wouldnt be this big"the man goes "i know doctor he fingered me first" Full text
How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?-paint its balls red.How did tarzan die?-pickin cherrieslol you do the math Full text