What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?Run like hell, because she's got the grenade in her mouth!
A man has an appointment at the dentist's. Dentist: have you been sucking pussy sir?Man: how can you tell, is it my bad breadth?Dentist: no, the hair between your teeth. Full text
a woman walks down a street one day and runs into a man. the man says " my your hair smells good today" the woman then says "yeah ok"the next day on her way home she runs into the same guy, the guy again says, " my your hair smells good today" by this time the girl was freaked out, so she went to the police station and told the police man that she wanted to file harrasment charges on the man on the street. the police man says "ok, for what mam" the lady says " well everyday i go the ... Full text