10 reasons to date a video game player
1. He's good with his hands.
2. He can keep going for hours.
3. He learns from mistakes.
4. He knows what buttons to press.
5. He can stay focused.
6. He works well in the dark.
7. He doesn't cheat.
8. He knows the best moves.
9. He can always score.
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My Private Part Died Today:
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Lisa
asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Lisa," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and
I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
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