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Joke #319 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

There are 13 blondes and a brunette hanging on a rope off Mount Everest. The rope is about to snap until a blonde says,"One of us has to let go for the rest of us to survive! Or else we'll all die!" So the 13 blondes start arguing and start saying "you jump off!" "No you jump off!" So finally the brunette says,"Fine... I'll let go for the rest of you to live and make it up this mountain." A second later, as all the blondes are so happy, they begin to clap.

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Joke #638 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the ... Full text

Joke #639 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Kylie,Elton John and Robbie Williams walking down the street.Kylie trips jamming her head in some railings.Robbie pulls down her knickers and fucks her senseless!
He turns to Elton and says "your turn" but Elton starts crying. "Whats wrong"says Robbie,Elton sobs and says "me head wont fit in the railings!...!!! Full text

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