One morning in December, a happily married couple rises from their night's rest. The husband rolls over to his beautiful wife and asks how her night was.
She replies,"It was great! I had the best dream in the world." Intrigued, the husband urges her to go on. "Well, I had a dream that I had the most beautifully decorated Christmas Tree ever! It was covered with Cocks; big ones, long ones, hard ones, smooth ones, every kind of dick you could imagine."
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a man bought a bull from a local man. He was having trouble getting the bull to breed so he asked the man he bought it from. The man said "just stick your fingers into the cows vagina and rub it on the bulls nose, he will get hard immediately." Ok, so he goes home and tries it, sure enough the bull goes wild and scrumps the shit out of the cow. That night the man is laying in bed and thinks that he might get his dick up if he tried the same trick with his wife. So when shes sleeping he ... Full text