Rooster ate so much he had to ask Donkey for a ride. Half way home,
Donkey's back is hurting. MORAL: A fat Cock can really make a sore Ass. Full text

One 8 year old boy went to shop and said........ Excuse me, I want Condom.
Shopkeeper shocked, "Why this small boy need condom?"..
OK.... shopkeeper gave him a condom.
Boy:- Uncle, Its too small.
Shopkeeper:- Ok, come tomorrow, i will give u a bigger one.
(next day)
Boy:- Uncle , this is also very small.
Shopkeeper:- Ok, come tomorrow, i will give u a bigger one.
(This situation continued for 4 days)
(on fifth day ........).
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