One day a blond was driving down the street. As she was going along she spotted another blond sitting in a row boat out in the middle of a field. She was so angry she slammed on the brakes, jumped out of the car and screamed at the top of her lungs, "You stupid idiot! It's dumb blonds like you that give smart blonds like me a bad name. I have half a mind to swim out there and kick your butt!"
Boy draws a penis on the board one day in class. Lady teacher sees it and rubs it off. Next day the boy draws a bigger one and writes ' the more u rub, the bigger it gets" Full text
A couple are driving down the freeway when they decide to have passionate sex. They pull over to the side of the road and begin. A soon while later a cop pulls up behind them and catches them in the act. He writes out a ticket and states the offence as: doing 69 in a 60 km/h area. Full text