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Joke #323   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

There were three construction workers, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. One day when they were eating lunch, the red head said, "I hope I don't get a turkey sandwich." and sure enough, he gets a turkey sandwich. Then he says, "If I get another turkey sandwich, I am going to kill myself." Then the brunette opens his lunch and says,"I hope I don't get a roast beef sandwich." and sure enough, he gets a roast beef sandwich. Then he says, "If I get another roast beef sandwich, I am going to kill myself." Then the blonde opens up his lunch and says, "I hope I don't get a cheese sandwich." and sure enough, he gets a cheese sandwich. Then he says, "If I get another cheese sandwich, I am going to kill myself." Thh next day, they were all sitting on the top floor of the building they were working on and the red head opens up his lunch, looks at his sandwich and says, "Whew, I have roast beef, I don't have to kill myself." Then the brunette opens his lunch and looks at his sandwich and says, "Whew, I have a turkey sandwich, I don't have to kill myself." Then the blonde opens up his lunch, looks at his sandwich and says, "Oh man, I have a cheese sandwich. i Have to kill my self." And with that, he jumps off the building and dies. The brunette says to the redhead, "Man, i feel sorry for him." The redhead's response was "I don't, he packs his own lunch."



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Joke #646   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

What do you call the extra skin around a pussy...
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Joke #647   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [33]

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".
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