little johnny is in the middle of class and stands up and sais i have to piss and the teacher sais now johnny the proper word is urinate and well your in the bathroom i want you to think of a sentence that has the word urinate in it and so johnny goes and does his thing and comes back and the teacher goes well johnny did you think of a sentence and he goes yep urinate and if you had bigger tits youd be a ten Full text

one day a priest went out to his farm to check his hens but to his surprise there was no cock hen! he announced in mass has anyone seen a cock? all the woman stood up, he then said i mean has anyone got a cock, all the men stood up, he said, no no i mean has anyone seen a cock witch does not belong to them, half the woman stood up, no no no, i mean has anyone seen my cock, all the kewire boys stood up!!! Full text