Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was a blonde as well.
What's another sick thing to do?Slap a blind person round the face and tell them, "Bet you didn't see that one coming!" grrrrrrrr Full text
there was a black man named fred who was a hitman. one day fred had a job in a pawn shop some fuckers to this rich daughters watch and sold it back to her for 2 times its worth. on that day fred killed the man with a clock seven gun which some people know it is compatable with a suppresser. after the job was finished he took his swiss army knife and stabbed the bastard at least 27 times. after he was done with the unnesacery stabbing he found an object that looked pecululer. it was a lamp so ... Full text