What do you get when you cross a mexican and an octopus?
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce. Full text

THIS GUY WAS WALKING DOWN A DIRT ROAD ONE DAY ,WHEN HE WALKED INTO SOME QUIK SAND.SO HE JUST STAYED STILL UNTILL SOMEONE WALKS BY THAT WOULD PULL HIM OUT,SO LIKE 2 HOURS GO BY AND ITS ALREADY UP TO HIS KNEES, AND A GUY WALKS BY ,AND THE MAN IN THE QUIK SAND SAYS HEY BUDDY CAN U PULL ME OUT IVE BIN STUCK IN THIS SHIT FOR 2 HOURS,AND THE MAN SAYS ILL PULL YOU OUT IF YOU SUCK MY DICK,AND THE DUDE IN THE QUIKSAND SAYS FUCK THAT I'D RATHER DIE.SO THE GUY SAYS OK YOUR LOSS AND STARTS WALKING ... Full text