On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the way then drowns.The blonde comes last. She makes it one half of the way, gets tired and then turns back.

Q. How are blondes and turtles alike?
A. When they're on their backs they're both screwed.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are hanging out on a limb of a cliff.
As the limg begins to give away the brunette say, "One of us is going to have to let go or we will all die."
The redhead gives a long impressive speech about how she has lived the most and that she will be the one to let go.
The blonde is so impressed that she starts clapping!

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blonde replies, "I'm ...   Full text