There was this boy with a red wagon, he was pulling it up a large hill and at the top of the hill was a church. Well in the middle of the hill there was a huge mud puddle and his wagon was stuck. So this little kid was swearing his ass of, saying fuck this stupid peice of shit wagon, and he carried on cursing.
All of the sudden a nun approached him and said, "Little boy, little boy you sholdn't swear that. God is always with you, you know." Then the boy said, "You mean God is with me ... Full text

there were three kids, the first kid comes up to his father and says why is my name apple and his father says because a apple fell on your head when you were born then the second kid came up to his father and asked why is my name orange and his father said because a orange fell on your heed when you were born then the third kid came up to his father and said da, then his father said quiet cinder block. Full text