Brunette: Today is my niece's birthday. Do you wanna come to her party?Blonde: What day is today?Brunette: January 11.Blonde: Oh I'm sorry for your niece.Brunette: What, why?Blonde: Since her birthday is in January, she has to wait a whole year til her next birthday.
teacher: y r u crawling into class 10 minutes late??student: because u sed dont walk into the class late again.student: sir would u punish some one for what they didnt do?teacher:nostudent: thats good cause i didnt do my home work. Full text
Q: What did one octapuss say to the other?A: Wanna hold my hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand? Full text